Haruka's Fanfiction

The following wasn't written as a fic, but rather as (edited) excerpts from a SPANKING RPG called ‘Spanking Refugee Vent’ or ‘Sprefvent’ for short. In it I play characters from various fandoms including Prince of Tennis, Loveless, Sailormoon, X-Men, Death Note, Fruits Basket etc. The setting for some of my characters is based in Michiru’s and my Alternate Universe and so are not necessarily canon. Same-sex relationships may be included. Please note that although spanking is the main topic in the RPG, characters are allowed to vent about other things, so not ALL excerpts may contain spanking. Also know that the game has been going on for years, re-starting many times, so settings, characters, and their situations will change often.

Sprefvent - Compilation 20

By Haruka (haruka@ymail.com)

--

Okay, so revenge didn’t work out quite as well as I planned.

Remember when my so-called friends, Fish Eye and Yaten, were laughing over my dilemma with Nephrite and how I was joined to him? Well, I came across a transfer spell that sounded perfect for teaching them a little lesson. What the spell does is switch two personalities, so when I cast it on them, Yaten was in Fish Eye’s body and Fishie in Yaten’s!

At least I got to laugh at them for a while after I did it. Fish Eye complained about being short and not able to change clothes magically anymore (unless he wanted to change into Sailor Star Healer and be a female wearing leather shorts and halter. The female part he had no issues with, but he said the outfit was trampy. XD)

As for Yaten, being a humanoid-fish was even more of a culture shock. Fish Eye has three forms; one is human, then there’s a mid-way form where he’s half and half, and the other is full fish form. Yaten wasn’t used to Fishie’s magic and wound up changing to full fish form (then being rushed into the water!) He changed back to mid-way, then flipped out because his hands were still scaled (they’re supposed to be.)

Eventually, Yaten demanded to know how long I was going to subject them to this spell. I smugly told them that it would last as long as my connection to Nephrite had (24 hours.)

Strangely enough, it was Fishie, not Yaten, who dropped the big bomb on us.

“Zoi!” he cried, the Three Lights have a CONCERT tonight!”

The two of us turned to stare at Yaten in Fish Eye’s body. The wide blue eyes that were not his own looked stunned.

“Taiki is going to KILL me,” he said.

Actually, when Yaten’s bandmates found out, Taiki wanted to kill ME. Seiya thought it was hilarious, but was still worried about the concert.

Despite my pleas Taiki went to Kunzite to see if he could break my spell. He argued that the Three Lights could NOT go on as the Two Lights and Yaten would be breaking contracts with the concert promoters which would lead to all kinds of boring legal crap I don’t want to think about but humans are obsessed over.

Kunzite worked on my spell, and under some circumstances he might have been able to break it, but I had reinforced it six ways from Sunday to keep both Yaten’s and Fishie’s magic from messing with it. It had been important to me at the time that the two of them stay like that for the same length of time that I had suffered with Nephrite.

Right when all hope seemed lost (and my neck along with it), Jadeite suggested that he disguise ‘Yaten-in-Fishie’ with one of his illusions. What a genius! So it ended up that Yaten, who in reality looked like Fish Eye, was made to appear to all eyes as Yaten again for as long as the concert lasted. It really WAS just illusion – if you touched his hands, you’d still feel Fishie’s scales – but illusion was all we needed for the audience.

We won’t discuss how he was reduced to lip-synching and pretending to play his keyboards (Fishie’s ultra-long nails made playing for real impossible for him. The audience didn’t seem to notice a big difference (which goes to show that Yaten’s musicianship skills are expendable in the group – he’s there for looks only! XD)

Oh yeah, the punishment part. Kunzite put a cap on my magic and says he’ll take it off when HE decides it’s time. I can’t even teleport! How am I supposed to protect the Prince this way? Stun the enemy into a catatonic state with my pretty face? (not that it COULDN’T work, but ice crystal-stabbing is more direct.)

No teleport and no spells makes Zoi something-something ….

Zoisite

--

We’re all still learning how to have fun with our powers here at the Changechildren mansion, and sometimes, if you have imagination, you can have fun with other peoples’ powers, too. It helps if they co-operate, though.

It happened that I was watching a commercial on tv for a water park and they were showing these cool water slides. It put me in the mood to go slide down the banister, and this place happens to have a nice long one. The only danger is that you’re going pretty fast by the end of it and you can fly off and get hurt. However, with my gravity powers, I knew I could catch myself in time.

It worked, and it was fun, but I really wanted to go faster. I was debating how to manage that when Atobe passed by. Cue lightbulb!

“Atobe!” I nabbed him in my excitement. “How about icing up the banister for me, huh?”

He looked deliberately down to where my hand held his arm. Oops. I removed it quickly and he regarded me as if I’d suggested he eat a bug. “Now exactly why should I put ice on the banister?”

“To make it a better run, of course!” I declared, then stared at him. “You’ve lived in mansions your whole life – didn’t you even once slide down the banister?”

“Not to my recollection,” he replied. “Why would I?”

“Because it’s fun!” I told him. “Come on, try it!”

You’d think I suggested he throw off all his clothes and run around naked for the kind of hesitation he showed, but when I finally promised to keep an eye out for anyone coming in, he grudgingly gave in (and somehow managed to land gracefully, despite it being his first time.)

“Well,” he said, flipping back hair from his face, “that was completely immature and pointless.”

“And you loved it.” I grinned.

He smiled back and winked. “Let’s try it with ice.”

It kind of snowballed from there (no pun intended.) Atobe and I were experimenting with ice thickness on the banister when a few more kids came by and caught on to what we were doing, then a few more, and finally by the end of it, we not only had a crowd waiting, but we had set up an AWESOME ice slide. Of course, momentum was now even faster than before, so when I had my turn (right after Atobe, who insisted on going first to ‘test it for safety’, but really I think he just wanted to be first) I set myself up as ‘spotter’ to catch everyone at the end of the run by turning off the gravity under them so that they’d just float right up instead of hurtling off the end or crashing on the ground. Then I could lower them safely. I had already spotted for Atobe and myself, so I knew it could work.

What a BLAST we had! The only adult home at the time was Ryoma’s father, and he and Ryoma were busy playing tennis out back, so he never heard a thing. One after another we zoomed down the banister (I must admit, Atobe did a great job at maintaining ‘the optimum ice density for acceleration’, as Inui said) and my spotting was right on – no one was getting hurt or falling, it was great!

Then the two women came home. We were all watching Choutarou take his run down the banister (me especially, since I had to spot him) so we didn’t see Ryuzaki-san and Hanamura-san walk in until one of them slammed the door.

“What the HELL is going on here?!” Ryuzaki-san yelled.

I whipped around to look at her just as Choutarou shot off the end of the banister toward them at breakneck speed! In his panic, Choutarou still managed to phase so that he passed through the two women instead of plowing into them, but once through he changed to rock-solid to ensure his safe landing. Unfortunately, he’d forgotten the double doors were closed.

*CRASH!*

You can imagine how things went after that. Choutarou was fine, of course (nothing can hurt him in solid form, but Shishido hovered over him, anyway), but the fancy double doors were totaled.

A lot of the kids tried to sneak off, but Ryuzaki-san hollered at them to stay put and began giving everyone a blistering lecture about foolhardy behaviour and risking lives for something stupid (neither of the women were impressed with our having set up a spotter (me) since I screwed up and lost Choutarou at the end, but that wasn’t MY fault!) I was forced to admit that it was my idea to start with, too. Atobe cleaned up his ice and tried to calm the women about the damage to the doors, saying they could be replaced (although I think he didn’t look so totally confident as normal – maybe thinking that his parents might just have words for him.)

But then it didn’t matter because Ryuzaki-san turned him around and landed ten really good whacks to the seat of his (no doubt expensive) pants right there in front of everyone, including his boyfriend, Tezuka, who looked pained himself with every blow. I was so busy staring that I didn’t notice Hanamura-san had come up to me until she caught my arm and bent me over for some of the same! I guess I should be grateful that she didn’t use that hairbrush of hers I’d heard about, but it still hurt like crazy (and MY boyfriend was there, too!)

We were told in no uncertain terms never to do something so stupid again and sent to our rooms. I tried to tell Atobe I was sorry, but he wouldn’t even look at me (he’s not the easily-forgiving type, especially when he’s publicly humiliated.)

So yeah, here I am, sore, embarrassed, worrying about Atobe hating me, and guilty because Choutarou could have been hurt physically, but instead is grieving for having hurt the DOORS (you heard me right. Ibu Shinji, whose power is communication/control over inanimate objects, told him once before that he hurt a door when he crashed through it, so now he’s doubly agonizing.)

I just hope that Sakaki-sensei doesn’t get in on all this when he gets home. *shudder*

Gakuto

--

End of Compilation 20

(2006)

No characters here are mine.

This fic is not to be re-posted.