Sprefvent - Compilation 18 (Crossover)
The following wasn't written as a fic, but rather as (edited) excerpts from a SPANKING RPG called ‘Spanking Refugee Vent’ or ‘Sprefvent’ for short. In it I play characters from various fandoms including Prince of Tennis, Loveless, Sailormoon, X-Men, Death Note, Fruits Basket etc. The setting for some of my characters is based in Michiru’s and my Alternate Universe and so are not necessarily canon. Same-sex relationships may be included. Please note that although spanking is the main topic in the RPG, characters are allowed to vent about other things, so not ALL excerpts may contain spanking. Also know that the game has been going on for years, re-starting many times, so settings, characters, and their situations will change often.
Sprefvent - Compilation 18
By Haruka (haruka@ymail.com)
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Before I tell this little story, I’ll just say that if you laugh at me, Kyo, I’ll put you into orbit.
Tonight I was passing by Shigure’s office when I heard him speaking with someone. I thought at first he might be on the phone, but then I heard Hatori’s voice, and the word, “Akito.”
I should have kept going, I know. It wasn’t exactly any of my business, not yet, but the involvement of Akito (whom, if you’ll recall, is the Head of the Souma family) somehow made it impossible for me to keep moving. So instead of walking onward, I sidled up to the door and eavesdropped.
As it’s Souma family business, I can’t go into what they were discussing, but as it turned out, it wasn’t about me, anyway. Once I established that, I once again told myself that I should walk away, but I didn’t. At that point, I can make no excuses; I was just being nosy.
I heard a pause in the conversation, and that should have warned me, but when Shigure’s voice rose as he sang, “I smell a rat!” I knew it was too late.
The door opened wide and Hatori glared at me.
“How long have you been here?” he asked.
“Um, ah ….” (Feel free to picture me sweatdropping here – that’s what I was doing.)
Hatori nodded grimly. “That’s what I thought.” He stood aside. “Get in here.”
Reluctantly, I obeyed, and he shut the door firmly behind me.
“Yuki-kun, you should be ashamed of yourself,” Hatori said sternly. “You’re old enough to know better.”
“I didn’t mean –“
“We’re in the middle of something here, so I’m not going to let you waste our time with feeble excuses,” he cut me off. “In case it somehow escaped your attention, eavesdropping is rude, invasive, and against the rules of this household, is that understood?”
I could feel heat rising in my cheeks. “Yes,” I managed to say.
“And as a reminder, you can turn around and put your hands on the desk.”
“Is that necessary?” Shigure piped up. “I think all of us at one time or another –“
“Shigure!” Hatori interrupted. “No matter what any of us have done in the past, we’re responsible for teaching these children to behave better than that.” He turned back to me expectantly, and I felt my knees go weak as I leaned over, bracing my hands flat on the desk.
I’m sure you can guess what came next. Hatori whacked me several times (about six – not as bad as it could have been, but then he DID say they were still busy.) It hurt physically, but not nearly as much as knowing that Shigure was there with us -- whether he was watching or not he could certainly hear it. And yet even that embarrassment wasn’t the worst. It was having been caught in the act and chewed out for it. He didn’t even really HAVE to spank me for me to have gotten the message, but I knew there was no point in telling him that. Besides, I suppose it DID serve as the reminder he hoped it would, seeing as I’m still sore and red-faced from shame an hour later.
Hatori isn’t the warm, fuzzy type and didn’t hug me afterwards or anything (I’m not sure how I’d have reacted if he did – I kind of just wanted out of there.) However, as I passed Shigure, he rubbed my back just a little as if to reassure me. Whether he was expressing sympathy for the punishment or trying to tell me he understood how conversation that mentions Akito is impossible to ignore, I’m not sure. I appreciated his effort, though.
Will I remember this incident the next time I overhear part of an exchange that mentions Akito? Yes. Will I actually keep walking? My backside twinges a ‘yes’ in response, but my head confesses a ‘doubt it’ instead.
Yuki
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I'm Fish Eye, one of Zoisite's friends (sometimes) from the Moon Kingdom. I'm not officially here to join up or anything, I'm just doing Zoi a favour by posting this because he can't do it himself.
See, today Zoi thought he was being funny by trying to cast a joining spell on Yaten Kou and me (Yaten is another 'friend' of Zoi's and mine, and the three of us hang out a lot together, but we fight a lot, too.) Zoi was mad because Yaten and I had gone on a shopping trip to Earth while he was stuck doing guard duty. So when we got back and had to go through the gates, he got snarky with us and said something to the effect of, "You two want to be together without me so much, you can just spend the next twenty-four hours that way!" and he threw a spell at us.
One problem with spells is that they actually have to HIT the target they're aiming for. Another problem with spells is that they can be deflected, either by a stronger mage or a simple mirror.
And I am ALL about mirrors. ^_^
My brothers and I are the Amazon Trio, we were once performers and henchmen for the Dead Moon Circus, but now we protect Erios, the young prince of the Illusion, the Dream Realm of Earth. He's engaged to marry Chibiusa (Princess Small Lady Serenity) when she grows up. Anyway, one of OUR magic abilities is to produce mirrors at will -- we can also draw out someone's dream mirror and look inside it to see their private dreams (we don't tend to do that anymore -- that was a bad-guy thing. ;)
So when I saw that spell coming, I whipped out a magic mirror and deflected it right back at Zoisite -- just as Nephrite was coming out the gate to replace him on guard duty.
Apparently, the nature of this spell is that the first person you touch after it's cast causes the two of you to be joined by the hand for 24 hours. Nephrite tapped Zoi on the shoulder to get his attention right when the spell hit him and ZAP, they were holding hands and unable to let go!
So now you know why Zoi can't write this himself. Not only would he have to do it one-handed, but Nephrite would be reading along! XD
You can imagine the screaming matches between them that have gone on ever since they got joined, not to mention a slugfest-hair-pulling, groin-kneeing knockdown that ended up with both of them on the ground and Kunzite glaring at them.
Nephrite wants Zoisite spanked for throwing the spell, but I think by the time it's all over, Kunzite might decide Zoi's been punished enough. After all, tonight he and Nephrite have to SLEEP together!
Which is probably more like punishment for Kunzite, hee hee ....
Anyhoo, Zoi will get back to you himself when he can, but that's the damage so far!
Fish Eye
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Zoi here, guys, and you can't imagine how glad I am to be free of that *insert expletive of choice here* Nephrite! I've washed my hand a million times and it STILL feels unclean! X(
I know Fishie was here explaining the situation, but even he couldn't understand how horrible it was to be joined at the hand to my worst nightmare. EVERYTHING was more difficult just from having one of my hands 'tied', but to have him be the cause of it, auugh! At least _I_ was the one with my dominant hand free, so some of it was harder on him (ha ha), but he gets NO sympathy from me, especially when he was trying to use that free hand to SPANK me! In order to reach my butt, he had to yank me against him, face to face, and try to whack me while I was pressed against him. Double and TRIPLE EWWWWWW!!!! At least Kunzite put a quick stop to that (although I think my ice crystal in the back would have done it nicely, too.)
That night we spent 'sleeping' together was the worst night of my life (at least in THIS lifetime!) We had to lay on our backs, staring up at the ceiling. I'm used to cuddling with Kunzite, so this position (um, at least without him above me) was totally unnatural for me. Nephrite, the skunk, managed to fall asleep somehow, and in his slumber, seemed to FORGET that we were joined, and he rolled over away from me. That meant I was dragged right on top of him!! (QUADRUPLE EWWWWW!!!) I started screaming and flailing at him and ended up falling off the bed entirely, which hauled Nephrite down on TOP OF ME! (the biggest, most gross EWWWWW of all!!!)
Kunzite came to the rescue before I could be entirely squashed by that oaf and for a moment I thought he was either going to kill Nephrite for being on me or burst out laughing (which would be weird for Kunzite, but this muscle in his jaw was twitching ....) He made a pass over our hands and suddenly we weren't joined anymore!
Both of us demanded to know why, if he could break the spell, had he not done it SOONER?! He stated that we both needed a lesson and it seemed fitting to let us be our own mode of destruction. Har. Har.
I'm not speaking to Kunzite right now. Hmmph. And if Fish Eye and Yaten (and the entire rest of the royal court) don't stop making fun of me, I won't be speaking to any of THEM, either.
Isn't it bad enough we had to share a bathroom for private functions during all this? X_X
Zoisite
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End of Compilation 18
(2006)
No characters here are mine.
This fic is not to be re-posted.
(Anonymous)
Nice job!!