Meme: The stories we'd never write!

1. Give me a list of THREE (or more) stories that I would NEVER write.

2. I will pick one of the story suggestions and attempt to write a snippet.

3. Spread the meme on your own journal if you want.

I reserve the right to veto something, cowardly though it is. If I cannot
write any of your prompts, I will write you two drabbles of your choice.

Taken from [info]memeapalooza

Comments

I KNEW someone was going to ask for the first one. XD

I love the other two ideas! If I can come up for ways to work it, I'll do all three. Thank you!
LOL! I personally enjoy that pairing, but, from what I've see in this journal, it doesn't seem to be one you follow.

It looks like I didn't totally screw up then. Thanks in advance for whatever you come up with!
It isn't, but I don't begrudge others their choice in couples. I'll give it a shot. :)